minor difference

my own spin on the oatmeal's "minor differences"

my train-of-thought while having a coughing fit:
omigosh, i can't stop coughing. i'm so loud. i'm disturbing the whole office. my eyes are watering. now my make-up is probably all smear-y. i'm probably bright red now. so, if i ever stop coughing, i'm going to be all tear-face, smeary-makeup, bright red for the next hour or so. awesome.


my train-of-thought while having a coughing fit WHEN PREGNANT:
mother of god, here we go. please stop coughing. please stop coughing. please don't pee in your pants! please don't fart loudly! crap, i need to go to the bathroom. i think i'm going to throw up.